Take Life with a Pinch of Salt - Cute Breastfeeding song

ooo jangan salah faham, the cute breastfeeding song is not this one ye - http://youtu.be/6yY0bo-U3rk

errr yang tu - no komen. Good attempt BUT....dunno la wat to say hahaha

its this one...



its so much FUN, I practically dapat LDR (let down reflex) masa tengah pumping utk empty out my cik B hahaha

i say if you ain't gonna breastfeed take yo broke ass home!
B-R-E-A-S-T-F-E-E-D
yeah B-R-E-A-S-T-F-E-E-D
we're gonna lactate
makin that milk
better than champagne
smoother than silk
better latch on
and don't let go
by the breastfeeding
oh, the bouncy bouncy
the breastfeeding
breastfeeding, breastfeeding
by the breastfeeding
oh, the bouncy bouncy
the breastfeeding
breastfeeding, breastfeeding
by the breastfeeding
wonder why you got these things
throw away those nipple rings
casein and whey proteins
Breastmilk's got a buncha things
if you dont then you're just mean
your baby's gonna be too lean
Not your scene
use a machine
not as bad as it might seem
and it's good for you as well
see you tiny boobies swell
in the mood?
Well that's cool
works for contraception too
At starbucks in line for the movies
put that baby onto your boobies
sucklin', feeling good cuz you know it's the right thang
we're gonna lactate
makin that milk
better than champagne
smoother than silk
better latch on
and don't let go
by the breastfeeding
oh, the bouncy bouncy
the breastfeeding
breastfeeding, breastfeeding
by the breastfeeding
oh, the bouncy bouncy
the breastfeeding
breastfeeding, breastfeeding
by the breastfeeding
oh, the bouncy bouncy
i'm talking mealtime bonding
passive immunity
i deserve nothing but all the finer things
not a thing in this world gonna stand between the both of us
i guess unless your breast has got tuberculosis
gottan make all these brain cells
if i wanna excel
and i don't like the short bus
let me get at yo' domes
now i gotta take a poopie
breast milk runs right through me
i say if you ain't gonna breastfeed take yo broke ass home!
breastfeed
B-R-E-A-S-T-F-E-E-D
we're gonna lactate
makin that milk
better than champagne
smoother than silk
better latch on
and don't let go
by the breastfeeding
oh, the bouncy bouncy
the breastfeeding
breastfeeding, breastfeeding
by the breastfeeding
oh, the bouncy bouncy
the breastfeeding
breastfeeding, breastfeeding
by the breastfeeding
I've got boobies out to here
I could really use a beer
Doctor telling me these things
That I don't wanna know
I got lots a things to do
And my nipples get sore too
Save my breastw for my boo
He really likes them yo
Cuz you know back in the day
When my momma told me hey
Breast are just for lookin' good, now really though
All the talk is getting old
Breastfeeding? I'm not sold
Yeah my momma told me so, she let her baby know

i say if you ain't gonna breastfeed take yo broke ass home!
(my momma told me so)

i say if you ain't gonna breastfeed take yo broke ass home!
(she let her baby know)

i say if you ain't gonna breastfeed take yo broke ass home!
(my momma told me so)


p/s for those who don't understand the morphological context of "champagne" in the lyrics - both champagne and colostrum are known as liquid gold :))
http://www.articleintelligence.com/Art/190705/63/Champagne-101-Your-Simple-Guide-to-Liquid-Gold.html
http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question78099.html